Ah, yes, the long-awaited fifth installment of my satirical book. My last book idea post happened five years ago this month. Just so y’all know, the book idea did not die with that post. In fact, I now have a 33,408 word manuscript of pure satire. Go me! That’s literally 6,681.6 words a year. Beat …
Woman crashes car after going blind listening to hip-hop radio station
The following is satirical. Sherry Sorensen has a long and arduous commute to her job three miles from her house. Sherry will be the first to admit three miles, on the face of it, doesn’t seem to qualify as long, much less arduous; however, upon further investigation, both claims seem to hold true. Sherry has …
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Just a book idea: Part 4
Here it is! The long-awaited (not really) Part 4 of my book The Ultimate Guide to Not Sucking at Human Interactions: An introvert's obscure advice for succeeding socially. Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4: Channeling your inner extrovert—just kidding Chapter 14: Facing your fear of people head on, or at least acknowledging its existence, …
Just a book idea: Part 3
Part 3 of my book The Ultimate Guide to Not Sucking at Human Interactions: An introvert's obscure advice for succeeding socially is here! I discovered upon review that my subtitles were different in parts 1 and 2. *Face palm* Some writer I am. Part 1 Part 2 Part 3: Multitasking and generally appearing more productive than you …
Just a book idea: Part 2
Here is the second installment of my book The Ultimate Guide to Not Sucking at Human Interactions: One person’s painful account of being awkward Here's Part 1, in case you missed it. Part 2: You probably didn’t actually move to Alaska, so we can pretend like you never saw chapters 4 through 7—Also, tips on …
Just a book idea
I want to write a book someday, and I think I’ve landed on a title and some of the chapters. The Ultimate Guide to Not Sucking at Human Interactions: An introvert's obscure advice for succeeding socially Introduction and disclaimer Go ahead and lower all of your expectations for this book. I am a painfully shy …
Between Two Poles 